Tan That Stag

By: Kate Hyde

Picture it, you are all getting ready to head to town, when you get a great idea to Tan that Stag.

How to Tan that Stag?

Get a few of the lads to hold down the stag and apply a bottle of fake tan to the stags face. Just tell him, you just wanted to make sure he looked his best tonight. He’ll hit the town with a glowing orange face and people will think he has just escaped from Wonka’s chocolate factory and should be returned to his umpa lumpa brothers.

If you want to make him a darker shade. Simply apply the tan while he sleeps and allow the tan to set in overnight. It will be a few days before it’s completely gone of his face.

Lads, tan can be picked up in any chemist supermarket or pharmacy. So, you can grab on route to the wherever you decide to have the stag party weekend.

And it goes without saying lads. Make sure and take a picture so you can mock him in the whatsapp group for weeks afterwards.

So, what are you waiting for lads, Tan that Stag! Deep down you know you want to see him resemble a tangerine.